Halloween jokes for kids, side splitting riddles that will tickle their silly bones!

Halloween is just around the corner, and it’s never too early to start thinking about your costume. But what if you’re still stumped? Or worse, what if you’re not really into dressing up? Never fear! These jokes will have you laughing in no time.


Halloween Jokes for Kids

  • What did the vampire say to his mom? “I’m off to the blood bank. I’ll be back later.”
  • How do you fix a jack o lantern? With a pumpkin patch ofcourse.
  • Why are jack o lanterns so easy to frighten? Because they don’t have any guts.
  • Why couldn’t the skeleton go to a Halloween party? He had no body to go with.
  • What did one eye say to the other? “I’m feeling itchy!”
  • What did the sick pumpkin say? I don’t feel very gourd
  • What do pumpkins order at Taco Bell? The gourd-ita meal
  • Why was Dracula so bad at basketball? Because he only had one shot.
  • Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop before closing time.
  • What kind of footwear do ghosts wear? Boooots
  • Why didn’t the skeleton answer the door? Because no body was home
  • What do you call a sleeping ghost? Sheets
  • Where do vampires shop for school supplies? Pencil-vania
  • What do you call a vampire that’s afraid of fish? A catfish
  • What was the ghost’s favorite sport? Boooling.
  • What did one eyeball say to the other? “I’m feeling really blue today.”
  • What did one skeleton say to another on Halloween night? “Give me some candy or else I’ll break your bones!”


What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.

What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.

In this silly joke, you’re pretending to be a bird asking for treats from the trick-or-treaters that are knocking at your door. This is great for kids who love nature and animals.

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? I’m just dying to meet you!

Did you know that vampires are very sick? They have to stay in bed all day and night.

What kind of makeup does a witch wear? Mask-ara!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.

This one is a classic, and it’s great because it can be used with all kinds of numbers. If you use the number eight instead of nine, or four instead of seven, this joke works just as well!

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music.

What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean.

What did one ghost say to another? Scary weather outside. Better disappear

Which kind of book is always sad and never has any pictures? A biogwraphy.

What kind of music do ghosts read? Sheet music

What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument to play at Halloween parties? A trombone.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument to play at Halloween parties? A trombone. Why? Because it’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument to play at Halloween parties.

Kids Jokes for Halloween

The best Halloween jokes for kids are the ones that start a conversation. So whether you’re trying to get your kids’ minds off the fact they’re going to have a lot of trick-or-treaters at the door or just have some fun before all the candy’s gone, these are great jokes for any age!

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